A minister told his congregation, “Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17.”
The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read [...]
Archive for March 4th, 2008
Joke
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From the Mouth’s of Babes
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I was helping Katelyn with her reading homework. She had to begin writing a description on something, and she chose me as the object to describe. To assist kids with that, there was a chart with different senses asking the kids to describe your object, how it looks, smells, feels, etc.
When I asked her how [...]